Jokes Jokes Jokes!!@Sunday, January 11, 2009,1:32 PM



Hey guys!
Here's some jokes to loosen up!

A Two-Minutes Management Course
A lesson for Us all. No matter, at what level you may be!!

Lesson one:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit on my bum like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested.
Suddenly, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting on your bum and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
Turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on
Some of my manure droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with
Nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually
Gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second Branch.
Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the Top of the
tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
The frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
How warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
Warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
Discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out
and ate him.

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit , it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This concludes your two-minutes management course.

All jokes came from the link at the top of the post.
- Kai Yin :]



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Six times of a missing piece
is equivalent to 43
Let c be the missing piece
form an equation

1. Boey Chun Weng
2. Chen Chee Wai
3. Gideon Chia
4. Chng Jing Ying
5. Christina Lye
6. Chua Na
7. Chua Rou Hui
8. Cyrus Lee
9. Delia Oh
10. Foo Chi Jao
11. Goh Chang Jun
12. Leon Hee
13. Hsu Jun Hao
14. Jonathan Lim Joon Keat
15. Kee Zheng Hao
16. Lau Yan Shan
17. Lim Boon Chun
18. Lim Dao Shen
19. Jonathan Lim Shi how
20. Lim Yuru
21. Jason Loh
22. Louisa Ong
23. Sherlyn Ou
24. Jeremy Pang
25. Pee Jing Wen
26. Sim Zuo Heng
27. Sin Jia Ying
28. Soon Yu Jun
29. Tan Simin
30. Andrea Tan
31. Tan Xin You
32. Tan Zhi Wei
33. Tang Kai Yin
34. Tang Wen Wei
35. Johnathan Thor
36. Vinita Tang
37. Wan Wei Herng
38. Winny Chen
39. Wong Amos
40. Wong Jian Zhi
41. Brian Wong
42. Yan Wei Cheng
43. Yim Shi Ying

The answer is simple:
6c = 43 :D

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